Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't a chicken! What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving day? Quack, quack! Gobble Gobble! Why not share these hilarious turkey-themed Thanksgiving jokes with your family and friends as you gather for your tasty turkey feast!
What does a pumpkin like to read? Pulp fiction. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd. What do you call a pretty pumpkin? Gourd-geous! What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash. What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth! What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-pi! What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof? Squash! These corny pumpkin jokes and snigger-worthy PUNkin puns are perfect for sharing with your friends at Thanksgiving! Which holiday is Dracula's favorite? Fangs-giving! What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.
Why is Thanksgiving such a clever holiday? Because it is in Know-vember. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing! What's the number one key to a great Thanksgiving? A tur-key! What happens if you eat too much at Thanksgiving? You get autumn-y ache! Which side dish tells the worst jokes? Corn(y) bread! What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone! Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken had the day off! They're sure to keep the kids entertained through Thanksgiving dinner! These are the BEST Thanksgiving jokes for kids! These jokes are so bad that they're good.
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Scroll down the page to read the full collection of kid-friendly jokes, or use these links to jump to a particular category. Are you looking forward to having your family sitting around the dinner table this Thanksgiving? Be sure to unleash some of these funnies on your captive audience, lightening the mood and making it a memorable meal for all.
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